2 posts tagged “ramblings”
In a bout of certified procrastination, I was blog surfing and I found myself at a site that generates a Japanese name for all of you non-Japanese people out there. Nihonjin janai! It's run by a site called Rum and Monkey which publishes satiric articles and alot of other random shit. And when I say random I mean RANDOM shit. Like a Japanese name generator. I don't even know how it generates names. I think all it does is match your name up with a Japanese name that has alot of similar letters. But it claims that it actually finds the Japanese equivalent of my name. I highly doubt that. Take my name for example, my name has Arabic and Spanish roots. I am very skeptical about the probability of my name having a Japanese equivalent, because if anything my name shouldn't have an equivalent from any Asian language. It should have an equivalent in any Latin or Arabic based language. *ramblerambleramble* So anyhooooo... this is what it came up with.
Family name: 山下 Yamashita (under the mountain)
First name: 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)
Yamashita Yumi! Yoroshiku onegaishimaaaasu. *bows*
So, Yamashita? As in Yamashita Tomohisa? *ewwww you cold fish!*
And Yumi?? As in Ayumi Hamasaki?? *at least she's cute!*
Or Yumi?? As in Mayumi?? 私のペットですか？
LOL. yama!!! それは嵐の風の上に山である!!! That's the "yama" on top of "kaze" in 嵐 !!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
wahahaha. I'm cool with that. XDDD
Find your true Japanese identity here.
I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER TO WHY FANGIRLS ARE UNWITTINGLY DRAWN TO YAOI. ALL IS ANSWERED IN THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION.
One of my guy friends was puzzled why girls liked dramas like coffee prince and HanaKimi...
guyfriend:
WHAT IS IT WITH FEMALES AND GIRL-TURNS-INTO-BOY-AND-MAKES-OTHER-BOY-FEEL-GAY A-DRAMAS
*pulls hair
Mai:
it's the romance part you idiot
guyfriend:
WHAT ROMANCE PART
"I KIND OF LIKE YOU, BUT YOU ARE A BOY, THEN THAT MUST MAKE ME GAY?'
mai:
PRETTY MUCH
AND THE HAPPINESS THAT ENSUES WHEN THEY FIND THAT THEY CAN BE SAFELY STRAIGHT
guyfriend:
OR THE GROSSNESS OF IT ALL
mai:
NOT FOR GIRLS
ARASHI FANGIRLS TALK ABOUT YAOI ALL THE TIME
guyfriend:
I guess it makes sense
guys like lesbian porn
girls like yaoi
...
why are we talking about this???
ーうわりー
GUYS LIKE LESBIAN ACTION
GIRLS LIKE YAOI
I GET IT NOW. ZOMG.
But then he asked me why girls don't like watching gay porn. Well honestly! The guys who are on the covers of gay porn vids all look like steroid muscle heads who sweat gatorade. Would you rather stare at that? Or go for yaoi which (mostly!) involves kawaii guys with long eyelashes seducing each other with sweet words??
Somehow, when put up against gay porn, yaoi seems so much more classy. XDDDDDD
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, that was just totally hentai. My bad. XD You may now continue thinking dirty thoughts with this vid to inspire you.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR HENTAI-NESS!!!!!!!!!!
